How to Make Justin Bieber Sound Incredible: Slow Him Down 800 Percent

Courtesy of musician Nick Pittsinger, who used the free program Paulstretch, this is "U Smile" made slower. Like, a lot slower—eight times slower, to be exact. And all of a sudden the not-bad piano pop track sounds like the climactic score to some kind of historical epic, or Dead Can Dance, or, like, Animal Collective, or something. It sounds like the ocean, but, like, in heaven, man. Plus, it's 35 minutes long:

J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis



Here's the original for comparison...